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Captn Jack's Jokes Volume I
Captn Jacks Jokes Vol III
Created 12/12/2001
Be My Valentine Becasue...
Nice Strings!!!
The Government's Energy Plans
I Love You!
When Good Bananas Go Bad
Axioms for Today
Meet My New Hunting Dog
You Scared Us!
The Real Reason The Patriots Won The 2002 Super Bowl
The Joy Of Thongs
No "I" In "Team"
What's The Big Deal?
What If... II
Cowball - The New Olympic Sport
A Friend In You
Yo Quiero Taco Bell
That Olympic Smile
Ever Man Comes To A Cross Roads
The Things We Learn At the Beach
Who Let The Dogs Out?!?!?!!?
Why Women Love Cowboys
Puss -N- Boots
Snow Romance
Read My Body...
It's gonna take more liquor than that!!!
Mom's Are Smart
I Got Something In My Eye!
Why Do We Send Jokes?
One Nutty Squirrel
Things Are Always Better In The Sand!
Sexpiration Date
My Random Acts Of Kindness
Shower Safety - What A Way To Start The Day
Priceless Moments In The Street
Priceless Moments At Mom's Old Sorority
Why Men Snore
To Hell With Nuts!
Something Stinks
What The American Public Is Saying To Osama...
What Dogs Pray For
Yes, I Called You That, But...
The Flying SUV!
BC - The Bible
A Picture Of Jesus
Food, As Foreplay!
Some Girls Like It Better From Behind!
Sometimes, Sit-ups Are Not The Answer
Side Impact Airbags!!!
I Owe You
To Shoot Or...
Wong Wong's Chinese Food Menu
Wonderful Day
If Men Designed Soda Machines...
BC - Secret Lair
Men And Dogs
Mr. Smiley Is Sick!
The Other Side OF The Mountain
BC - See Ya
Corporate Lingo
Cold Weather Exercise
Strut Your Stuff
BC - Good News
I'm Looking For A Friend Today...
The Mighty Bird Gets The Worm!
Gotta Love Those Slugs
...For Old Times Sake!
Friendship Road
I'd Better Get Hugged Back!
Hug
For Those Who Don't Stay Up For Late-Night TV
Happy 2002
I Like You!
Beautiful Women...
Be A Friend!
The Perfect Workout
Just For The Articles
Are You Working?
When I Meditate...
Taking Work Home
The Keys To Happiness And Success
Angel By Your Side
Famous Folkz - Linda Fiorentino
Famous Folkz - Lauren Holly
Famous Folkz - Jane Birkin
Have A Nice Day!!!!
This Little Bear Loves You!
Are You Drinking Enough Water?
Valentines Day Hunk - 2002
Famous Folkz - Sandra Dee
This seems like a sweet time for reflection.
In Your Dreams, Pal
Something To Slip Into
Like The Dogs
The Pastor And The Fig Leaf
Man's Favorite Style Of Beer Holders
To Test, Or Not To Test
The Joy Of Moving
New Neighbors
A Day Late...
Cat Woman
Why All Men Need Big Trucks
Hitting The Wrong Hole
Joint Problems As You Grow Older
The Islamic Nudist Colony
Do You Miss Me?
It's A Mith...
Wanna Dance?
Company For Breakfast
Pig Latin
Trimming The Budget
Sweet Talking - Fly Style
Mr. Monkey Man
Famous Folkz - Cheri Caffaro
The Joy Of Automation
Forever Young
A Baby And His Bottle
Afghanistan's Version Of Gone With The Wind
How Old Pro's Get Ready To...Work...The Streets
Be My Friend
Newest Find On Easter Island
God Watches
Pray For It!
Reading A Man's Mind
Beautiful Dreamer
The Joy Of Airbags
Famous Folkz - Barbara Hershey
How To Please A Man
The Alien Sex Goddess For Close Encounters OF The Kinky Kind
The Judge Said Driving School...
How ET Got His Long Neck
Honesty On The Internet
If You Like Internet Jokes...
The Meaning Of Life
Louder, Please!!!
Show Off Your Walking Stick
How The Animals Learned To Dance
T-shirt Slogan
Drinking Moonshine
Famous Folkz - Apollonia
Thoughts On Ageing
A Knock At The Door
Go Figure?
The Birdman Cometh
God Made You For A Reason
What Angels Look Like
THIS IS MY COUNTRY!!!
A New York Hairdresser
My Brothers Keeper
Sleeping With The Lady
I feel better already.
America's New Humpty Dumpty
While Snow White's Away...
A New Year's Prayer
Check Me Out
Forever On My Mind
Advice from kids
The Zippo Men
Gentle Thoughts For 2002...
Stop Messin With My Head
You're goin' to get caught!
MARRIAGE!
Put Me Down
Aladdin And Jasmine In 2002
Dr Souss And His Cat
Whats Under The Kilt
The Day After Christmas
That's Why I Shot Him
Rest In Peace
Famous Quotes From History
The Best Advice For Sadam
We Save The Boxes
Famous Folkz - Carrie Ng
The Case For Military Tribunals
Rough On The Beaver
A Friend
A Fitting Tribute
Friend Like You
Frosty's Baby Picture
Merry Christmas From Santa
Christmas Computers
You Don't Even Believe In Santa....
Christmas Roses For You
Two In A Pew
-My Friend-
The Sermon
Wilma And Dino
Fruitcake Recipe
Feeling Froggy??
Love A Child
How The World Works
Baba Wawa And The Indians
Reindeer
The Company Christmas Party
Putting On Weight During The Holidays
I Know How You Feel
Too Many Holiday Parties
Across The Miles At Christmas
WHY CHRISTMAS TREES ARE BETTER THAN MEN
Where Yellow Snow Comes From
The Perfect Christmas Gift Certificate For Your Lady - 2001
Santa Need To Diet
The Autumn Of The Year
Doc, Help Me!
Another Place
My Wife's Hair Dryer Setup
Follow Your Heart
NOTICE from Santa
Avon Calling
ABC's FOR A BEAUTIFUL DAY
Your Major Stud For Christmas
Just A Little Hello This Christmas ~ Santa's Sleigh ~
A Christmas Hug For You
Electrical Shock
Hang Him Out To Dry
No Socks For Christmas!
I Lost My Head
I'm Screwed In The Head
May-December Romance
Hitler's New Bride
Taking Osama
Put On A Happy Face
Whatz Up....Osama
.
We don't need no stinkin life jackets!
YOU BRIGHTEN MY DAY!
BC - Next Exit
Child Abuse in the 80's...
Never Forget
BC - Stand Up Comedy
What Happend To The 'High 5'?
Waiting On The Perfect Man, Valentines Day, 2002
Gotta Love Those Balls
BC - What Do You Want
Hey sexy, get in ma belly!
Priceless Moments In Olympic Weightlifting
BC - The Boxing Ring
Fragile - Handle With Care
How Did You Do THAT?!?!?
Keep The Fire Burning!
BC - Bottle Caps
Come Up For A Bite
Happy Valentines Day
The Six Beers Beauty Test
WHAT 2030 HOLDS IN STORE FOR US!
The White House Web Address
A Landmark Decision
That Little Itch
BC - Bean Counter
We Serve Fresh Buns!!!
Once In A While
Something To Think About
A Single Woman's Prayer
Things About Women
The Choice
BC - Those Who Can't Remember
I'm Glad I Found You
I Could Look Great Too
BC - Live In Desert
Making Deposits At The Bank
Friends Helping Friends
~ Hidden Blessings ~
BC - Walk On Water
The Modern Sports Dad
A Tough Act To Balance
THOSE POOR POOR "DETAINEES"
Famous Folkz - Pascale Bussieres
The ABC's OF Faith
Life Is Like a River
The Wedding Bouquet Boobs
Famous Folkz - Dominique Sanda
Ally McBeel, Nude!
If I Knew...
Famous Folks - Anna Levine
The Perfect Woman
What If...
Famous Folkz - Halle Berry
A Glass A Day
Dubya's New Security Detail
Famous Folkz - Marisa Tomei
US Vs Them
Scooter Babe
Famous Folkz - Brittany Spears
I Forgot The Password...
He's Everywhere
Famous Folks - Betty Thomas
What's Your Sign?
Time To Wash That Ass!
BC - The Invisible Man
Famous Folkz - Lili Taylor
How To Get Along In The Office
Anyway
Famous Folkz - Caroline Trousselard
This Girl Is So Ugly...
Something We All Wanna See!
Famous Folkz - Britt Ekland
Modern Medicine
Famous Folkz - Kate Vernon
A Guy, a Crocodile and a Chicken
That Old Black Magic....Hat!
Beer Trouble Shooting
Extra Gravity
Quit Looking At My....Tattoos
Hey Baby, Wanna Share My Bone?
Wisconsin Tourism Department
Middle Age
Famous Folkz - Lynne Frederick
Little Johnny Draws His Daddy
If Men Wrote The Wedding Vows
You're Hired
True Friends
Oops
The Cost Of Living
Recipes And Dateing
RESCUING HUG
Celebrate
The Good Fairy
Wash Possiable
Life Runneth Over
Should I Tip?
Drive On
Loving Older Woman
Diesel Fitter
He Takes After His Mother
Caught In A Pinch
Another President Is Chosen In Argentina
He Must Be Right Handed
Famous Folkz - Teri Copley
Clinton And The Cat
Strawberries And Cream
My Bouquet of Flowers
Great Minds Think Alike?!?!?!?
Dear Dr. Ruth
I Love You Because...
Too Early To Get Up
The Joys Of Looking For Work
To My Friend
Obese Orgy - More To Love
Something Of Mine
Everyone Love A Man With A Big.....PIPE
One Way To Train A Man....
Not While I'm....Eating
Friends Like You
Famous Folkz - Jessica Tandy
Ladies...Wanna Lap Dance?!?!?
Famous Folkz - Isabelle Huppert
John 3:16
HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITHOUT KNOWING THESE THINGS?
The Best Way To Use Condoms After The Age Of 50
Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Fun
How The Airlines Improved Customer Service
Anyone For A Hotdog?
The Most Popular Lie
What A Woman Wants in a Man
Because Of Gravity...
Hear Your Heart
The Tentra - 2002
Breaking Up Is Hard On You
The Simple Things
Your New Office Space
My Pet Snowball...
Revenge On Telemarketers
God, I'm Sore
Three Feet
Reflections
Famous Folkz - Tracy Camilla Johns
Bass Ackwards
Mommy's Report Card
Historical
Walking is good for you?
The Seeing Eye Dog
Who is responsible for this?
KEEP OUR FRIENDSHIP ALIVE
While Aladdin's Away...
Alone In The Elevator
An Occasional Mistake
The Snow White Feast - 2002
One Cool Kid
The Weight
Don't Party Too Hearty This New Year's Eve
Famous Folkz - Andrea Thompson
The Other Woman
Thank you my friend...
Osama bin Laden Current Disguise
The Worlds Best Pool Hall Girl
One Happy Smurf
A Real Man's PC
Risque Jokes
I Scream, You Scream...
What Did You Say?
Saving Jim
I'm Your Guardian Angel
Santa's Emergency
Keep The Candle Going
The American Lifestyle
Western Lies
Something Fishy
Santa's Nightmare
Monkey Claus
Don't Ever Forget
Merry X-Mas 2001
Christmas Lights
The twelve days of AOL
Pray for America
Happy Dayz
Twas the night before Christmas, and Geez it was neat,
Making Little Snowmen
Wilma And Barney
My Son, The Doctor
The Flintstones Daisy Chain
Steps to Happiness Everybody Knows
Driver's License Photo
Osama, You've Won The Grand Prize!
Bachelor #1
Michael Jackson As A Movie Star
Angels Of Wisdom
Santa's Bodyguards
Watch For Ice
The Bill Clinton Show
The Hill
The Adult Pony Ride
The Adult See-Saw
Arrest Santa??!?!?
Where Snow Babies Come From
SEX AT THE FREEZER
Jaws Lives
Christmas Is For The Birds
An Angel Wish
A Little Wisdom
Family Matters
Kentucky Tourism Council Bulletin
If We Have Faith...
Thinking About You This Christmas
Men And Women And Their Dreams
Santa's Prayer On Christmas Eve
Big Game Hunting At The Beach!
It's Extra To Look At It
Fonts For Couples
Frequent Flyer Miles?
Job Sharing
The Scheisskopf Brothers
Osama's Secret Clubhouse
Osama Bin Laden - The Other White Meat
America's Leaders
Some Valentine's Day Ideas for Your Sweetheart
A Drink During Lunch!
Valentine's Day
Famous Folkz - Ornella Muti
Angel In Disguise
Why Stick People Are Extinct
Microsoft Windaz - 2000
Famous Folkz - Sophie Aubry
Famous Folkz - Valeria Golino
Caught In The Cooki"E" Jar
Be My Hairy Valentine...
Let ME Be Your Friend
Famous Folkz - Mary-Louise Parker
Stress
Open Wide, And Say "Ahhh"
Famous Folkz - Nicole Kidman
A Cup Full Of Love
The Typical Man And Shadow Puppets
I'd Love A Second Honeymoon
Nice Tan Lines
Comments From Kids
She's Looking For Her Contacts
Famous Folkz - Brigitte Bardot
Don't sleep next to this guy...
Cats And Dogs
Famous Folkz - Qi Shu
Of Love
Beer Anyone??
For Sucking My Thumb
Famous Folkz - Athena Massey
INVISIBLE CONSERVATIVES!
"Like, You Know"
Driving In Winter
Famous Folkz - Bridget Fonda
One Tubby Tabby
Famous Folkz - Meg Ryan
Tips From Martha
Kamasutra 2002 - Sofa Solo
Every Woman's Nightmare
What To Say To Sleazy Men!
Kamasutra 2002 - Another Brick In The Wall
A World Of Peaches!
Quick, Call 911
Watch Where You Sit!
Kamasutra 2002 - Get A Leg Up
Snow Baby
Before And After - Snack Time!
Kamasutra 2002 - Walk The Dog
The Best Part Of Me Is Still Alive!
The Fairies
Kamasutra 2002 - Get A Grip, Drive It Home
Why Do We Need Friends?
Angels Stand Watch
Kamasutra 2002 - Sharing
Not Enough Info...
I Said A Prayer For You Today!
Kamasutra 2002 - Water Works
Nap Time
Mission - Buying Pants
Kamasutra 2002 - The Easy Chair
Just Call Him Stud!
So Far Today...
BC - That Offends Me
Kamasutra 2002 - The Rodeo
Magical Love
This Bomb's For You, Taliban!
Kamasutra 2002 - Military Man, The Grunt
The Perfect Shoes For A Rainy Spring Day!
Beacon Of Light
The Man Knows His Scotch
Kamasutra 2002 - Face-2-Face
Kamasutra 2002 - The Water Closet
Watch What You Eat!
A Beauty Makeover For Kids
Seeing The World From Your Easy Chair
Famous Folkz - Elizabeth Berkley
The Trouble Tree
Famous Folkz - Sybil Danning
Bath Toy For The Girls!
Happiness is Many Things
Doc In A Box
My Desire
My Thoughts On Work...
Causes Of Stress
One Day...
The Bone Specialist
Every Woman's Favorite Fish
Its A Local Call
A Tiger By The Tail?!?!!?
Seperated At Birth
Are You My Daddy?
A Date For Saturday Night
Putting Hubby In His Place
What A Mother Wants
Big Love For You, Valentines Day - 2002
Your Dream Cyber Girl!
Heaven's Gate
READ!!!
Airline Seating Preferences
Famous Folkz - Jennifer Tilly
Growing Feathers
Forgotten Moments In Music History - Oswald Rocks
An Angel Kiss
The Joy Of Having A Wife
Something Tastes Funny!
New Flying Rules - 2002
Nice Place To Sit
Famous Folkz - Rosanna Arquette
Famous Folkz - Asia Argento
Famous Folkz - Charlotte Rampling
The Perfect Male
Look Mommy, I Can Feed Myself
Nesting Time - 2002
The Sacred Pink Angel - 2002
Getting Ready For Spring
Kitchen Blues
The Problems With After Christmas Sales
I Love You - 2002
Acute Angina
Poker Night For The Girls
Screwed In The Head!
FEMININE LANGUAGE AND WOMAN-SPEAK
Murphy's Laws Of Computers
Words Of Love - 2001
My Dog, The Morning After
...On The Other Foot
The Speeding Ticket
Gonna Write A Letter
The Great Spirit
The Snowman's Nose
Dream Elves
Are you the landlord?
The Art Of Communication
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder
DOG TRICKS
What is courage?
Famous Folkz - Shannon Elizabeth
Every Man's Dream Workout Coach
Snow Ball Fight 2002
ALLLEEE OOOP!!!!
How Snow White Celebrated New Year's - 2002
The New Diet For Children In 2002
Good Food, Good Times Remembered...
Some New Year's Resolutions That You Can Keep!
Testing A 2 Year Old
In Line At The Bank
What Men Really Mean
The Day The Elves Won The Lottory
A Book We All Need To Read
There's More Ways Than One...
A Woman Taking Charge
THERE ARE TWO THINGS
Do it again, Dad!
Were you an Olympic swimmer?
A Visit To The Doctors Office
Behold!
Famous Folkz - Laura Harring
Whip Me Santa
Nope, He Aint Here
How To Get A Grip On Terrorism
Running In The Fall
WHY JESUS IS BETTER THAN SANTA CLAUS
HUG CERTIFICATE - 2002
A Promise To You
Why The Snowman Smiles
Better Not Land Here, Santa...
Santa's Missing Elf
A Child's Perspective
Hard Work Pays Off
The Real Twelve Days Of Christmas
Barney And Wilma
Santa's Nite Before Christmas
Quick Jokes
Fred And Betty
WHAT'S IT LIKE IN HEAVEN?
Real Newspaper Ads
Birthdays
Investment Announcement
THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS
Vow of Silence
One In Every Crowd
You Are My World
You Got Male
~~~25 ways we're different this Christmas~~~
Merry Christmas From Santa's New Agility Teacher
The Adult Merry Go Round
The Missing Mistltoe
Reindeer Rule
Sex And The Old Folks
Christmas 2001 - Santa Is Ready!
When I Fell In Love
God Is Like...
I Wish You Peace!
What's on top of your tree?
Santa's Identity
Christmas Nuts
Christmas Hugs And Kisses For You
Santa's Adult Grotto
Priceless Moments At A Birthday Party
Interest Rates And Sex
Lady Godiva Rides Again - 2001
Why The Taliban Hates America
Men Are Like Fast Food...
Christmas Jugs - 2001
Cleanliness Is Next To Godliness
Microsoft Combat Flight Simulator - Afgan Edition
Dubya Vs Osama - The Cage Match!
American Drivers Are Of One Mind
