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The Tentra - 2002
The Tentra has arrived from India. Whether you believe in superstitions or not, devote a few minutes to read the Tentra.
This is the TENTRA NEPALESE TOTEM, for good fortune. This Tentra Totem was sent to you for good fortune.
It has already circled the world ten times. Good fortune will reach you within 4 days from receiving the Tentra.
Send copies to whomever you think is in need of good fortune.
Instructions for Life:
Eat plenty of whole rice.
Give people more than they expect and do this willfully.
Learn by heart your favorite song.
Don't believe anything you hear and do not sleep as much as you would like to.
When you say "I love You", say it truthfully.
When you say I'm sorry, say it with eye contact.
An engagement period of six months is crucial before marriage.
Believe in love at first sight.
Never mock other's dreams.
Love deeply and passionately. You may get hurt, but this is the only way to live life at it's fullest.
Deal with discontentment, fight fairly, but do not offend.
Do not judge others because of their relatives.
Talk slowly, think fast.
When someone asks you a question you do not want to answer, smile and ask "Why do you want to know?"
Remember that the greatest love and the greatest success also hold many risks.
Call your Mom.
Bless a person who has just sneezed.
When you lose, do not lose the lesson.
Remember: respect for yourself, respect for others, and responsibility for your actions.
Do not allow a small disagreement to hurt a great friendship.
When you notice that you have made a mistake, take the appropriate steps to correct it.
Smile when you answer the phone. Those who call can "hear" your smile.
Marry (or be with) the person you love talking to the most. When you get old, conversation will be more important than anything else.
Spend some time alone.
Accept change with open arms; yet do not give up your values.
Remember that sometimes, silence is the best answer.
Read more books and watch television less.
Live a good, honorable life. Later, when you grow old and remember the past, you will enjoy it once more.
Believe and trust God, whomever/whatever you conceive God to be, but securely lock your car.
An atmosphere of love at your home is most important. Do all that you can in order to create a calm home full of love.
Do not bring back the past.
Read in between the lines.
Share your knowledge. It is the way to live forever.
Be gentle with our Earth planet.
Pray. Prayer has incredible power.
Never interrupt someone who flatters you.
Take care of your problems.
Do not trust a man or woman who does not close their eyes when you kiss them.
Once a year, visit a place you have never seen before.
If you make a lot of money, channel it so asto help others while you are alive. This is the greatest satisfaction a treasure can reward you.
Remember that sometimes, not getting what you want is very lucky.
Learn all the rules, and then break some.
Remember that the greatest relationships are the ones in which the love between two people is greater than the need one has of the other.
Judge your success in light of what you had to give up in order to obtain it.
Relate to love and to the kitchen completely.
Do not keep this email. The Tentra Totem must leave your hands within 96 hours. Send copies and see what happens in the next four days. You will get a very pleasant surprise. This is true even if you do not believe in superstitions. Now for the fun part.
Send this message to at least 5 people and your life will get better.
0-4 people: Your life will improve slightly
5-9 people: Your life will unveil according to your expectations
9-14 people: You will get at least 5 surprises within the next 3 weeks.
15 and more people: Your life will improve drastically and everything you have ever dreamed of will start to materialize |
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