Created 12/16/2001

 

Captn Jack's Jokes And Comics

Anger is a condition in which
the tongue works faster than the mind.

You can't change the past,
but you can ruin the present
by worrying over the future.

God always gives His best to those
who leave the choice with Him.

All people smile in the same language.

A hug is a great gift... one size fits all.
It can be given for any occasion
and it's easy to exchange.

Everyone needs to be loved...
especially when they do not deserve it.

Laughter is God's sunshine.

Everyone has beauty
but not everyone sees it.

Take time to laugh, for it is
the music of the soul.

For every minute you are angry with someone,
you lose 60 seconds of happiness
that you can never get back.

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 Dear Osama Bin Laden

 No Cookies For Santa

 Naughty Santa - 2001

 Osama Bin Laden's New Wife

 Outside Osama's Window

 A Suprize From Santa

 What The Woman Of The World Want To Do To Osama Bin Laden

 Target Practice

 From The Acme Insurance Company To Osama Bin Laden

 This Is Just The Beginning For Bin Laden

 


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