Captn Jack's Jokes And Comics
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A friend and her young son, Reid, were browsing in a large bookstore. Engrossed in making a selection, my friend had lost sight of her child. "Reid!" she called out, noticing the boy was missing. "Reid!" Just as she spotted her son in the next aisle, she bumped into another customer. "Pardon me, ma'am," he said, "but most folks come here because they already like to read. No sense wasting your time trying to convince them." |
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"What makes him think a middle-aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?" -Ronald Reagan commenting on Eastwood's bid to become mayor of Carmel. [However, my personal opinion is that the "Every Which Way" movies were much superior to the "Bonzo" movies.] |
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Dear Osama Bin Laden |
No Cookies For Santa |
Upside Down???? |
Good Morning |
The Snow White Feast - 2002 |
Life Without Love |
Why God Made Little Girls |
Let this be a warning... |
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder |
Holy Buffet |
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