The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half-century age difference. The first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed.

When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a rubber to cover his twelve-inch erection, a pair of earplugs and a pair of nose plugs. Fearing her plan, she asked, "What are those for?"