Created 1/5/2002

 

Captn Jack's Jokes And Comics

The Speeding Ticket

"What am I supposed to do with this?" grumbled a motorist as the policeman handed him a speeding ticket.

"Keep it," the cop said, "when you collect four of them you get a bicycle."

A school boy was writing his memory verse for the day on the blackboard, "Do one to others as others do one to you."

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