Captn Jack's Jokes And Comics
The Birdman Cometh
It was 6 p.m., and I was about to leave the coin laundry where I was employed. My boss called me over and asked if I would mind dropping off someone's laundry on my way home. "It's for my cousin," she apologized, "who's eight months pregnant and can't get out much anymore." I cheerfully agreed and, driving to the address, knocked at the door. A little girl, the sister-to-be, answered. "Hi, there," I said with a big smile. "Is your mommy home?" Holding up the white bundle of clothes, I explained, "I have a delivery for her." The child's mouth dropped, and her eyes went wide. "Mom!" She shrieked, "come quick! It's the stork!" |
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"You usually know who's going to win pro-wrestling--the guy with the best nickname. Here, from Philadelphia, comes the iron man, Mike 'The Hammer' Armstrong, and his opponent, all the way from Scranton...Eugene!" --Dan Wilson |
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No Cookies For Santa |
Dear Osama Bin Laden |
Across The Miles At Christmas |
Worst Job In The World |
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Two Things Wrong With Family Reunions |
Ring My Bell |
Arrest Santa??!?!? |
WHY CHRISTMAS TREES ARE BETTER THAN MEN |
Too Many Holiday Parties |
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