Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?

It's for the Christmas period.

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Have you heard about the prostitute with a degree in psychology?

She blows your mind.

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Why cant they teach drivers education and sex education at the same time in Libya?

Its too hard on the camel.

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This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, Doctor you've gotta help me. I just can't stop having sex!"

"Well how often do you have it?" the doctor asks.

"Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day", he answers back.

"That's not so much", says the doctor.

"Yes, but that's not all. Twice a day I have sex with my secretary, TWICE a day," replies the man.

"Well that is probably a bit excessive," says the doctor.

"Yes, but that's not all. Twice a day I have sex with a prostitute, TWICE a day," says the man.

"Well, that's definitely too much", says the doctor. "You've got to learn to take yourself in hand."

"I do", sighs the man. "Twice a day."

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A guy came home from work, "Honey, where are you?"

"I'm upstairs douching," his wife answered.

"I told you never to talk like that!" he yelled.

"What do you want," she called out, "good grammar or good taste?"

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Well I was walking down Canal St. knocking on every door,

I'll be a son-of-a-bitch if I could find a whore,

Finally I found a whore and she was tall and thin,

I'll be a son-of-a-bitch if I could get it in,

Finally I got it in and worked it all about,

I'll be a son-of-a-bitch if I could get it out,

Finally I got it out and it was red and sore,