Created 12/28/2001

 

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 John and Marie were driving in the car and were having their usual argument of the day. The bitter words were flying back and forth, and John mumbling under his breath. Marie got really crazy because she thought she heard John call her a fat bitch.

"John, did you just call me a fat bitch?"

"No, I called you a sack of shit," John said.

Marie says, "Well OK then, cause I have been dieting."

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