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Captn Jack's Jokes And Comics
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Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?' PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter. (Or at least men think it means that. PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse. 'Oh, nothing,' has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than it does in man- language. All women are overweight by definition; don't agree with them about it. Women always have 5 pounds to lose, but don't bring this up unless they really have 5 pounds to gain. |
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No Cookies For Santa |
God Is Like... |
Love A Child |
Gonna Write A Letter |
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Send In The Clones |
May Angels Keep You |
Job Sharing |
WHY JESUS IS BETTER THAN SANTA CLAUS |
The Joy Of Moving |
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