Created 1/24/2002

Don't worry about knowing people
- just make yourself worth knowing.

When you ask how someone's doing
- wait to listen to the answer.

Pick your friends,
but never pick them to pieces!

A good friend is one who keeps up with you
- but never looks down on you.

Deal with the faults of your friends
as gently as if they were your own.

The reason a dog is everyone's friend
is that he wags his tail and not his tongue.

Anyone can give advice,
but a real friend will lend a helping hand.

The best possession you can have is a true friend.

I'm happy to be YOUR Friend!

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