Created 12/21/2001

 

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Bachelor #1

 Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it."

"Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the second.

"You said it! Every one of the recipes began the same way: 'Take a clean dish and....' "

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