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Three Feet

"I've got a brother with three feet," commented one young man.

"What do you mean?" asked his friend.

"Well, my mother received a letter from him yesterday and he wrote, 'You would hardly know me - I've grown three feet!'"

"I hate the expression 'A friend is a present you give your- self.' Gag. A case of Heineken is a present you give yourself. A friend is somebody you don't have to talk to once there's food on the table." -Sabrina Matthews

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