Created 12/19/2001

 

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The Bill Clinton Show

Some wags called our last President's scandal-rocked term in office "The Bill Clinton Show." Now get ready for the REAL Clinton Show - on TV!

The week before Thanksgiving, Clinton was spotted at the most elegant restaurant in his current digs, Chappaqua, N.Y., talking with Disney chief Michael Eisner about doing his own TV talk show, possibly as early as next year.

"Clinton was joined by Hillary, Eisner by his wife, and the group first had drinks in the tap room of Crabtree's Kittle House Restaurant & Inn," said an eyewitness. "They then moved into a quiet back room for a gourmet dinner."

Another source disclosed: "Bill's been chomping at the bit to get back into the arena. He's very disappointed that President Bush hasn't offered him some kind of role as an envoy.


FAST FACT!
Clinton has been paid upwards of $100,000 for speaking engagements since leaving the White House.


"But since that's apparently not going to happen, he's making his own plans for a big-time role in the public eye.

"TV fits the bill perfectly. Bill was made for TV!"

Said a Clinton friend: "Bill has his own spin on what's going on in Afghanistan and elsewhere. People would watch to see what he would say next.

"Larry King and Bill O'Reilley should watch out!"

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