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Hard Work Pays Off

When Jill decided to improve her computer skills, she threw herself into it with enthusiasm. Every week she'd check out two or three instructional books from the library. After about a month the librarian commented, "Wow! You must really be getting knowledgeable at this stuff."

"Thanks," Jill said. "What makes you say that?"

The librarian answered, "Only one of the books you're checking out this week has 'For Dummies' in the title."

"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten." -George Carlin

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