Captn Jack's Jokes And Comics
One day, an ape escaped from the Bronx Zoo. They searched for him everywhere in every borough. They announced his disappearance on the radio and television as well as in the newspapers, but no one reported seeing the ape. At last, the ape was found in the New York Public Library. Officials of the zoo and the animal handlers were summoned to the library. They found the ape sitting at a desk in the reading room with two books spread out in front of him. The ape was reading with great concentration. One book was the Bible; the other was a book written by Darwin. The zookeepers asked the ape what he was doing. The ape replied, "I'm trying to figure out whether I am my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother." |
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"Higher beings from outer space may not want to tell us the secrets of life, because we're not ready. But maybe they'll change their tune after a little torture." --Jack Handey |
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No Cookies For Santa |
Dear Osama Bin Laden |
Intolerant |
Harry Potter |
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I'm A Big Kid NOW! |
Take A Ride On The Moon |
Like Minded People |
Are We There Yet |
Soul Food |
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