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Clinton And The Cat
Did you hear G. Gordon Liddy on Hardball last night? Chris Matthews asked him if he'd heard about Clinton's decision to keep Buddy the dog but give Socks the cat to Bettie Currie, his personal secretary. Liddy promptly replied something to the effect of, "It's the first time Clinton has ever rejected pussy in his life." If you're an alien and want to know funny, that's funny. |
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Asshole, n. The most commonly employed word in American English. Frequently used by both sides in an argument, more often than not, accurately. ---Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
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