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Wash Possiable

Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.

"Do you wash?" the doc asked the rank woman.

"Oh, yes," Mary answered. "Each morning, I start at my head and wash down as far as possible. Then I start at my feet and wash up as far up as possible."

"Well," the doc concluded, "go home and wash possible."

 Q: Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?

A: Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.

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