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Captn Jack's Jokes And Comics
Driver's License Photo
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When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local motor-vehicle bureau was packed. The line inched along for almost an hour until the man ahead of me finally got his license. He inspected his photo for a moment and commented to the clerk, "I was standing in line so long, I ended up looking pretty grouchy in this picture." The clerk looked at his picture closely, and reassured him, "It's okay. That's how you're going to look when the cops pull you over anyway." |
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A hospital posted a notice in the nurses' station saying: "Remember, the first five minutes of a human being's life are the most dangerous."
Underneath, a nurse had written: "The last five are pretty risky, too...." |
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"My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance." -Tim Allen |
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