Created 12/31/2001

 

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The Zippo Men

Four men were in a boat. While they were sailing they decided to have a cigarette, but soon discovered that no one had any matches. Finally, one of the sailors came up with a solution. He threw one cigarette overboard.

This worked well.

They were able to smoke, because the boat had become a cigarette lighter.

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