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Captn Jack's Jokes And Comics
Real Newspaper Ads
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The following are real ads collected from newspapers around the country... Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.
Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.
For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
Christmas sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person. |
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"A man may be a fool and not know it...but not if he is married." -H.L. Mencken |
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"I am not the boss of my house. I don't know when I lost it. I don't know if I ever had it. But I have seen the boss's job and I do not want it." -Bill Cosby |
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No Cookies For Santa |
Dear Osama Bin Laden |
But, I Thought... |
Why go to church? |
Getting A Leg Up |
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Husbands And Wives |
Entertaining Hubby's Friends |
The Joy Of Armpits |
Liposuction |
Ideas And Excuses |
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