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A Guy, a Crocodile and a Chicken
This guy walks into a bar, carrying a crocodile and a chicken. He sets them down on the stool next to him, and says to the (uncertain-looking) bartender, "I'll have a Scotch and Soda." Then the crocodile says, "And I'll have a Whiskey Sour." The dumbfounded bartender gasps, "That's incredible! I've never seen a crocodile that could talk!" The guy says, "He can't; the chicken is a ventriloquist." |
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