A male pastor walked into a neighborhood pub. The place was hopping with music and dancing and the lights were always turning on and off. Each time after the lights would go out the place would erupt into cheers. When the revelers saw the pastor the room went dead silent. He walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"

The bartender replied, "I really don't think you should."

"Why not?" the pastor asked. "I really need to use a restroom!"

"Well, I don't think you should. There is a statue of a naked woman in there, and she's covered only by a fig leaf."

"Nonsense," said the pastor, "I'll look the other way."

So the bartender showed the clergyman the door at the top of the stairs, and he proceeded to the restroom.

After a few minutes, he came back out, and the whole place was hopping with music and dancing again. He went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. When I came in here, the place was hopping with music and dancing. Then the room became absolutely quiet. I went to the restroom, and now the place is hopping again."

"Well, now you're one of us." said the bartender. "Would you like a drink too?"

"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled pastor.