Created 1/18/2002

 

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Something To Slip Into

Two homosexuals, named Cecil and Scott, were living together.

It was stinking hot one day and Cecil arrived home to find Scott with his ass in the freezer.

"Scott! What the hell are you doing?"

Scott replied, "It was so hot outside, I thought you'd like something cool to slip into..."

"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards."

---Benjamin Franklin

 "A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."

---Milton Berle

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