Captn Jack's Jokes And Comics
God
Is Like...
God is a little like General Electric God is a little like Bayer Aspirin He works wonders. God is a little like Hallmark Cards He cared enough to send the very best. God is a little like Tide He gets out the stains that others leave behind. God is a little like Alberto VO-5 Hair Spray He holds through all kinds of weather. He works wonders. God is a little like Dial Soap Aren't you glad you know Him? Don't you wish everyone did? God is a little like Sears He has everything. God is a little like Alka Seltzer Oh, what a relief He is! God is a little like Scotch Tape You can't see Him but you know He's there! God is a little like The Copper Top Battery Nothing can outlast Him. God is a little like American Express Don't leave home without Him |
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Dear Osama Bin Laden |
No Cookies For Santa |
Batter Up, Bin Laden |
For My Special Friends |
World's Worst Fake Picture |
The Simpsons - Getting Back To Normal |
Is Mr. Stud Home? |
A Broken Leg?!?!?!? |
One nation... under Who? |
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