Created 12/16/2001

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Captn Jack's Jokes And Comics

God Is Like...

God is a little like General Electric
He lights your path.

God is a little like Bayer Aspirin
He works wonders.

God is a little like Hallmark Cards
He cared enough to send the very best.

God is a little like Tide
He gets out the stains that others leave behind.

God is a little like Alberto VO-5 Hair Spray
He holds through all kinds of weather.

He works wonders.

God is a little like Dial
Soap
Aren't you glad you know Him?
Don't you wish everyone did?


God is a little like Sears
He has everything.

God is a little like Alka Seltzer
Oh, what a relief He is!

God is a little like Scotch Tape
You can't see Him but you know He's there!

God is a little like The Copper Top Battery
Nothing can outlast Him.

God is a little like American Express
Don't leave home without Him

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