Created 1/5/2002

 

Captn Jack's Jokes And Comics

Gonna Write A Letter

After trying a new shampoo for the first time, a guy fired off an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer. Several weeks later he came home from work to a large carton in the middle of the floor. Inside were free samples of the many products the company produced: soaps, detergents, tooth paste, and paper items.

"Well, what do you think" his wife asked smiling.

"Next time," he replied. "I'm writing to General Motors!"

 My parents have a friend named Tex. One day I asked him what part of Texas he was from.

"I'm not from Texas," he replied.

"But you have a Southern drawl," I insisted.

"Yeah, I do," he admitted. "I'm actually from Louisiana. But nobody better call me Louise!"

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