Captn Jack's Jokes And Comics
Gonna Write A Letter
After trying a new shampoo for the first time, a guy fired off an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer. Several weeks later he came home from work to a large carton in the middle of the floor. Inside were free samples of the many products the company produced: soaps, detergents, tooth paste, and paper items. "Well, what do you think" his wife asked smiling. "Next time," he replied. "I'm writing to General Motors!" |
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My parents have a friend named Tex. One day I asked him what part of Texas he was from. "I'm not from Texas," he replied. "But you have a Southern drawl," I insisted. "Yeah, I do," he admitted. "I'm actually from Louisiana. But nobody better call me Louise!" |
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Dear Osama Bin Laden |
Feeling Froggy |
It's Over |
Time To Grow Up |
~I MAY NEVER~ |
Dictionary For Women |
It's Extra To Look At It |
Something To Gripe About |
Sending You My Angel |
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