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Testing A 2 Year Old

I took my daughter to the doctor for her 2-year-old check. They had her do coordination tests, like stacking blocks, and they watch and see if they walk properly.

And then the doctor said, "Allison, can you stand on one foot for me?"

So she walked over and stood on his foot.

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