Created 1/6/2002

 

Captn Jack's Jokes And Comics

Breaking Up Is Hard On You

 "A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution? I sent them to her dad."

- Christopher Case

"Talking with a man is like trying to saddle a cow. You work like hell, but what's the point."

- Gladys Upham

"Never put off until tomorrow what can be avoided altogether."

- Ann Landers

"Late night TV is very educational. It teaches you that you should have gone to bed earlier."

- James Dent

"I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like 'What I'm Going to be If I Grow Up.'"

- Lenny Bruce

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 No Cookies For Santa

 Dear Osama Bin Laden

 A Little Wisdom

 Love A Child

 Something Fishy

 The Sermon

 An Angel Wish

 -My Friend-

 Western Lies

 The Case For Military Tribunals

 


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