Created 1/2/2002

 

Captn Jack's Jokes And Comics

I feel better already.

My therapist told me a way to achieve inner peace was to finish things I had started. Today I finished 2 bags of potato chips and a chocolate cake.

I feel better already.

 "There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?"

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 No Cookies For Santa

 Dear Osama Bin Laden

 It's Up To You!

 Heaven

 Just Because

 The Queen - Then and Now

 Coming soon, to a theater near you....

 Deadbeat in a Bar

 Scary Noises

The Seasons Of Love 

 


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