Created 12/23/2001

 

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Two In A Pew

While on vacation a man and woman visited a local church for the Sunday service. They always like to sit close to the front, so they entered a pew in the second row. Shortly after settling in, an usher came up to them, tapped lightly on the gate, and said, "This pew is saved."

The husband replied, "That's okay, so are WE!"

"Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded." -Tim Allen

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